secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

meladoodle:

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

jelee-:

dorkstrider:

killerkranberry:

dorkstrider:

did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off

remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time

advance australia fair

don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s

nosenuzzling:

“I think that everybody, no matter who they are, should stay up all night in New York City once in their life”.

officially added to my bucket list